Funny birthday wishes for sister

Funny birthday messages for sister

Here are some funny birthday wishes for sister.

Funny birthday wishes for sister

Forget about your past and future, sis. Everything the most beautiful is waiting for you… near, next to the corner. And it’s me! Happy birthday, my darling!

A very happy birthday to my dearest sister! Wish you always to be the best part of my life no matter how selfish it may sound. I’m without you as a sandwich with no bread. Love you.

Happy birthday to my beautiful sister! On this important day I just want to wish you one thing – to find a sacrifice for your life, who has come up with your unpredictable character. I can’t do this anymore. I’m joking. You’re an amazing. Congrats!

Have I ever mentioned, what wonderful and comfortable your clothes are? No? Ups, sorry, they really are. Thanks! Happy birthday, sis, and hope your closet will always be full.

Congratulations on birthday, dear! Wish you always to get what you want, no matter what it is – even my last candy or bite. I‘ll try not to be very angry. Love you and happy birthday, sister!

Do you know, you are the luckiest person in the world, sis? Wondering why and how? Just because you have ME. I know, I‘m cool. Wish you to be the same. Happy birthday!

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Have you ever thought about how happy you are, sissy? No? Now is the right time to do it and praise me for being a good sister. Sorry, is your birthday. Wish you always to be as wonderful as you are. Happy birthday!

No one could know that my life will be so unpredictable and I‘ll have you. A sister! Wow. Today is your birthday and the only wish for you – no such surprises in your life. Ha, ha. Happy birthday, sweetie!

Happy birthday to the biggest our family warrior, because only your character can be so strong. Nobody knows what you are like. Maybe adopted? Just kidding. Love you, sis, you are the best.

Enjoy this day, sister! This is the only time of year when you can eat everything you dreamed all year round. It‘s amazing. Wish you always to reach your goals, it doesn’t matter if it is a candy party. Happy birthday!

Funny birthday messages for my sister

Happy birthday, sis! I love everything about you, no matter you’re with makeup or not, because those panda’s eyes are right for you. You look sweet. Congratulations!

Have you ever seen yourself in a mirror, sis? OMG! I can’t believe is you! The most beautiful and wonderful sister I have. Congratulations on your birthday, my dear!

I didn‘t have a chance to choose you. I didn‘t have a word to say I want you or not. But, don‘t worry, you‘re my the most beloved and the sweetest sister I‘ve ever could wish for. Love you, dear, and happy birthday!

I’m so excited for this day, sister! It’s your birthday and do you know what it means? You‘ll be a few kilograms heavier than me, finally. Happy birthday, my little bubble!

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Happy birthday to my adorable sister who has even more wonderful sister! In truly, I‘m really love you and feel blessed having you. Congratulations!

  Congratulations with another new wrinkle on your baby face, sister! You still look pretty, no matter how old you are. And I’m not sarcastic at all. Happy birthday! Love you.

 Happy birthday, my lovely sister! Hope you still feel as good as yesterday and don‘t feel any big changes in your life, because you still know, the year is doing its own. Congrats!

Take a power nap before your birthday party, sister! You’re not as young as you were yesterday, so think carefully about your capabilities. Otherwise, I’ll have to be an evening star. Happy birthday, my dear!

 Happy birthday from your mature and serious sister to you, young and unwise girl! Actually, I don‘t know  which option is better. I‘ll think about it and will say it in the evening. Now, be happy, my darling, because you‘re the best!

One more step closer to Alzheimer‘s, sis? Don‘t worry! Sometimes it’s good don’t remember things you don’t want. With this thing I congratulate you. Happy birthday, sweetie!

Funny and sweet birthday greetings for sister

Happy birthday to my special person, who I love the most. And the biggest thanks for being my sister, no matter there’s no another option for you. We’ll always be together. Best greetings!

I’m just wondering why you’re so beautiful and sweet? Perhaps because you are like me. Wait, wait, wait… that means I‘m amazing? Oh, no, it‘s your birthday, sis. Send you all my love and sense of humor. Congrats, darling!

Cinderella story is already over, because you‘re a big girl right now. Welcome to real life, sis. Hope you‘ll be smart and will not forget me, because I‘ll still be able to read those tales for you. Happy birthday!

I’ve never dreamed about a person like you, sis. I was thinking about a worse option, but you surprised me, in a good way. Hope this new year will surprise you too, because you are absolutely awesome. Love you. Happy birthday!

Dear, it doesn’t matter that I sometimes hate you or want to throw your stuff through the window, you’ll always be my little enemy, my most beloved sister. Congrats on your big day! Happy birthday!

Happy birthday to my beautiful sister, who is one year older and maybe not as beautiful as I just said. Don‘t worry. You still are young and full of energy. Use it properly. Good luck.

You are so serious and caring, sister. It‘s good, almost like a mom. But, you still are not so old. so be crazy and enjoy your beautiful time. I‘ll always accompany you. Happy birthday, sis!

Hope your birthday is completely a mess and you can’t control it. Enough control in your life, relax. If you lack the lessons how to do it, contact me, I’m always ready to help my sister. Greetings!

  Dear, it hard to figure out how many years you are my sister. Maybe it means you‘re older than me and older than yesterday? No way. You still are the most charming and beautiful woman and the ideal for me. Love you so much. Sweetest birthday greetings!

You’re a winner of your life and, of course, of me. You are the best and the most loving sister. I’m really happy for you, for this day, that I even would like to hang you a medal. Hug you and send you my warm greetings. Happy birthday!  

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