A sister is the one who will never betray. She will always support you and try to do everything possible for you. That is why you must not only respect her, but also love her deeply. And if you remember that very soon her birthday is planned, then you must congratulate her. If you have not managed to come up with anything original, then we are ready to facilitate your work! Scroll below, check these funny birthday wishes for sister and choose the coolest birthday greeting.
Funny birthday wishes for sister
Forget about your past and future, sis. Everything the most beautiful is waiting for you… near, next to the corner. And it’s me! Happy birthday, my darling!
A very happy birthday to my dearest sister! Wish you always to be the best part of my life no matter how selfish it may sound. I’m without you as a sandwich with no bread. Love you.
Happy birthday to my beautiful sister! On this important day I just want to wish you one thing – to find a sacrifice for your life, who has come up with your unpredictable character. I can’t do this anymore. I’m joking. You’re amazing. Congrats!
Have I ever mentioned, how wonderful and comfortable your clothes are? No? Ups, sorry, they really are. Thanks! Happy birthday, sis, and hope your closet will always be full.
Congratulations on birthday, dear! Wish you always to get what you want, no matter what it is – even my last candy or bite. I‘ll try not to be very angry. Love you and happy birthday, sister!
Do you know, you are the luckiest person in the world, sis? Wondering why and how? Just because you have ME. I know, I‘m cool. Wish you to be the same. !
Have you ever thought about how happy you are, sis? No? Now is the right time to do it and praise me for being a good sister. Sorry, is your birthday. Wish you always to be as wonderful as you are.
No one could know that my life will be so unpredictable and I‘ll have you. A sister! Wow. Today is your birthday and the only wish for you – no such surprises in your life. Ha, ha. Happy birthday, sweetie!
Happy birthday to the biggest our family warrior, because only your character can be so strong. Nobody knows what you are like. Maybe adopted? Just kidding. Love you, sis, you are the best.
Enjoy this day, sister! This is the only time of year when you can eat everything you dreamed all year round. It‘s amazing. Wish you always to reach your goals, it doesn’t matter if it is a candy party.
Funny birthday messages for my sister
Happy birthday, sis! I love everything about you, no matter you’re with makeup or not, because those panda’s eyes are right for you. You look sweet. Congratulations!
Have you ever seen yourself in a mirror, sis? OMG! I can’t believe is you! The most beautiful and wonderful sister I have. Congratulations on your birthday, my dear!
I didn‘t have a chance to choose you. I didn‘t have a word to say I want you or not. But, don‘t worry, you‘re my most beloved and the sweetest sister I‘ve ever could wish for.
I’m so excited for this day, sister! It’s your birthday and do you know what it means? You‘ll be a few kilograms heavier than me, finally. Happy birthday, my little bubble!
Happy birthday to my adorable sister who has even more wonderful sister! In truly, I‘m really love you and feel blessed having you. Congratulations!
Congratulations with another new wrinkle on your baby face, sister! You still look pretty, no matter how old you are. And I’m not sarcastic at all.
Happy birthday, my lovely sister! Hope you still feel as good as yesterday and don‘t feel any big changes in your life, because you still know, the year is doing its own. Congrats!
Take a power nap before your birthday party, sister! You’re not as young as you were yesterday, so think carefully about your capabilities. Otherwise, I’ll have to be an evening star.
Happy birthday to my special person, who I love the most. And the biggest thanks for being my sister, no matter there’s no other option for you. We’ll always be together. Best greetings!
Happy birthday from your mature and serious sister to you, young and unwise girl! Actually, I don‘t know which option is better. I‘ll think about it and will say it in the evening. Now, be happy, my darling, because you‘re the best!
One more step closer to Alzheimer‘s, sis? Don‘t worry! Sometimes it’s good don’t remember things you don’t want. With this thing I congratulate you.
Funny and sweet birthday greetings for sister
I wish that life was full of fun, like riding a roller coaster, that luck followed you on the heels, that you constantly pushed off the ground and, each time, reached your dream.
I wish you the absence of “deer” in your life, the presence of money, eternal good luck, unreal love and crazy mood.
May there be a worthy Mr. in your life who will fulfill all your whims, may your versatility allow you to be both a sweet girl and a fatal woman.
I wish you to be a sweet marmalade for your loved ones and a sour lemon slice for nasty personalities.
Sister, I wish you magic scales showing the ideal weight, a magic mirror reflecting the beauty and a magic wand that fulfills all other small dreams.
Let your nails never break, your friends never envy, your health never fail, and the love of your life be enchanting and beautiful. Happy birthday, my dear!
I wish you to live like a sheikh in the Emirates, to dream like a princess from a fairy tale and to have a personal goldfish in life.
I wish that life will be in chocolate, lips in expensive lipstick, that exclusive dishes splashed in the stomach, so that you would never be struck by a cold.
Sister! Be a sweet candy in a beautiful wrapper, so that the enemies would not get you even with a screwdriver.
Let the priest be like a nut, and let your head be like a box of bright ideas, let the waist be an aspen, and let the chest stand out.
Sister! I wish you more such routine work as recounting personal large bills. Let fate always prepare only cool days for your life!
Let the cockroaches in the head do not make a riot, let the “one, two, three” count your dreams come true. Keep your strength in your fist, achieve heights and take care of your health!
May your heart always be warmed by a handsome prince. Always remain such a cheerful beauty with the soul of a child.
I wish you a diverse life in which you will be either a passionate temptress, an evil genius, a highly intelligent clever man, or a good charm, but most importantly – never stop being yourself!
I wish you to be a mermaid in a sea of activity, a beautiful pearl in the ocean of love, a goldfish in a pond of luck and a stormy stream in a waterfall of happiness.
I wish to be either an angel in the flesh, waving wings of hope, or turning into a dangerous witch who will never give herself an insult and can conjure anything.
Happy Birthday Sister! I wish you to be a sweet marmalade for loved ones and a sour lemon slice for enemies. May everything be within your power!
My beloved sister! I wish that happiness in your life, like a bright carousel, always goes around in a circle and does not stop. Let life be full of fun and vivid emotions, like riding a roller coaster.
Sister, I wish you magic scales showing the ideal weight, a magic mirror that reflects a beauty, and a magic wand that makes all the other small dreams come true. Happy birsday, my dear!
Let your nails never break, your friends do not envy, your health does not fail, and the love of your life will be charming and beautiful. Happy holiday, dear!
Happy birthday to you. I wish you to live like the sheikh in the Emirates; to dream like a princess from a fairy tale; so that in life there was a personal goldfish, and there was always a smile on your face with all 32 teeth.
I wish that the money in your wallet multiplied like flies, so that your life allows you to wake up when you want, to do what you like and not communicate with those who you don’t like.
On this day you are supposed to congratulate and wish all the best. And I will not congratulate, I order that you have it all. And the sister’s task is not to disobey her relatives, and, I hope, her beloved ones.
I want to wish you to be a princess who sleeps not on a pea, but on a diamond, to always remain a beauty, only let there be a beautiful man instead of a monster. I love you.
I’m just wondering why you’re so beautiful and sweet? Perhaps because you are like me. Wait, wait, wait… that means I‘m amazing? Oh, no, it‘s your birthday, sis. Send you all my love and sense of humor. Congrats, darling!
Cinderella story is already over, because you‘re a big girl right now. Welcome to real life, sis. Hope you‘ll be smart and will not forget me, because I‘ll still be able to read those tales for you.
I’ve never dreamed about a person like you, sis. I was thinking about a worse option, but you surprised me, in a good way. Hope this new year will surprise you too, because you are absolutely awesome.
Dear, it doesn’t matter that I sometimes hate you or want to throw your stuff through the window, you’ll always be my little enemy, my most beloved sister. Congrats on your big day!
Happy birthday to my beautiful sister, who is one year older and maybe not as beautiful as I just said. Don‘t worry. You still are young and full of energy. Use it properly. Good luck.
You are so serious and caring, sister. It‘s good, almost like a mom. But, you still are not so old. so be crazy and enjoy your beautiful time. I‘ll always accompany you. Happy birthday, sis!
Hope your birthday is completely a mess and you can’t control it. Enough control in your life, relax. If you lack the lessons how to do it, contact me, I’m always ready to help my sister. Greetings!
Dear, it hard to figure out how many years you are my sister. Maybe it means you‘re older than me and older than yesterday? No way. You still are the most charming and beautiful woman and the ideal for me. Love you so much. Sweetest birthday greetings!
You’re a winner of your life and, of course, of me. You are the best and the most loving sister. I’m really happy for you, for this day, that I even would like to hang you a medal. Hug you and send you my warm greetings.
My lovely sister, although you not as lovely as you think, you still are my best sister ever! Love you, dear. Hope this birthday will give more fun than Monday mornings. Enjoy this day!
Dear sis, wish you to have fun on your birthday and much more fun in the next year. Now, your birthday cake is waiting for you. Hurry up! Congratulations!
If you still want to see your b-day present and to taste your cake, hurry up! There will not be anything to left after few minutes! Your sister is planning to come. Ha, ha. Love you, dear.
Happy birthday to the most wonderful sister in this planet. Did you trust it? Ha, ha! I’m just joking. But, I love you now and forever. Be happy, sis. Congratulations!
Roses are red, violets are blue, and my sister is wonderful, too. Let the flowers bloom and the sun shines for you. I’m almost the poet. Happy birthday, dear!
Forget about the past and the present, sis. Just think about your inimitable future. You are wonderful woman or maybe girl? Love you and wishing the best b-day.
I really care of you, sis, no matter what’s going on between us. Hope this birthday be free from curious situations and misunderstandings. I promise you, I’ll be good for you in all your next year. Have perfect b-day! Congratulations!
Happy birthday to my totally awesome, funny and fantastic sister. You are the only one person who makes me smile every time I see you. Always be the same. The sweetest greetings!
Sis, thank you for all our pillow fights and late-night rumours. It’s so great to have sister like you. Happy birthday, my dear. All your wishes will come true!
Another year older? I think it could be worse things…like “I ate your b-day cake”. Fortunately, for this time it’s just a joke. You’ll always be wonderful for me!
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